姑且不論跑步有沒有瘦身效果，我跑步從來不是為了減肥。仔細想想，把自己餵飽也需要不小的開銷，要是食物這麼輕易就流掉，那還得了？對於有儲蓄觀念的我來說，跑步是不錯的休閒，但絕不能太用力，不然存款一不小心就被耗盡了。

文/何迦勒

If you want to go running with me, you’d better be prepared to walk a lot.

想跟我一起跑就要有心理準備，會有很多時間是用走的。

Running in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.

跑步就是要在一大早啊！趁腦袋還沒搞清楚你在幹嘛以前。

While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was my thighs cheering me on.

我今天跑步時聽到有人在鼓掌，才發現是大腿肉在替我加油。

I'm not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

遇到困難我絕不逃跑，跑步實在太累了……

If I ran as much as my mouth did, I'd be in awesome shape.

要是我能跑得跟我的嘴一樣勤，身材應該「美賣」（台）！

 

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本文收錄於英語島English Island 2019年1月號
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